February 2012
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HOW MANY WEIGHT WATCHER POINTS ARE IN FINGERS,...
My lady date was as fun and exciting as lower Alabama can be on a Saturday night, I even got hit! Not hit on, just hit, some dude with a foam finger walked past me and hit my head, he’s lucky my hair didn’t steal his finger!
I bought a pair of leopard jeans today so that Stephanie could chase me around in her lion costume and take me to the ground, and I bought them in a size smaller than I...
All ready for my lady date hope she likes my bangles and walking like an Egyptian theres something on my bathroom floor for those of you who only look at that stuff and not the fact I am wearing lipstick and I never wear lipstick but seeing this picture I know why.
Fuck yo couch!!
Oh me? Not much just watching Charity break dance on the Book reading stage for the patrons at Barnes & Noble she did the worm and the crowd* lost it
*3 little boys who happened to be utilizing the book reading stage for its intended purpose, reading.
We’ve planned a June wedding.
SOMEDAY MY NIGERIAN PRINCE WILL COM(PLETELY TAKE...
I was reminded last night of the weeks following the death of my mother, and the toll it took on my father, losing the only women he had ever loved, and how distraught he was. So much so in fact that he turned to the internet to find someone to fill the void, and ended up getting involved with a “woman” who totally took advantage of him. Telling him stories of her life, how she was stuck in...
BRATWURST (DAY EVER).
My kid discovered Skyrim today. We’re really going to miss him.
Olive Garden might have endless breadsticks, but they also have endless weird dudes in aprons creeping about your table refusing to refill those very endless breadsticks.
Tried to meet up with a Craigslist ad fulfilling a need, only to discover they were severe meth heads intent on selling me everything inside of their...
ALICE IN WONDERLAND
I wonder who you are talking about when you post your rage fueled rants in regards to someone’s behavior towards you.
I wonder who you are secretly sleeping with.
I wonder who you wish you were sleeping with.
I wonder what you look like.
I wonder if you are actually a girl.
I wonder if I’ve seen your peen reblogged on my dash.
I wonder if you know I’ve seen you naked.
I wonder if you...
Nothing like a meal at Olive Garden to remind you that when you’re here, this is my family.
Maybe they’ll ask me to leave…
This is my contribution to today’s photos of yourself fucked up.
As if all the ones from 5 days ago were not enough.
Approximately 15 minutes after this photo was taken I was hit with a bathroom door, knocked off my 5 inch heels, and escorted to the Emergency tent where I was asked to remove myself from the venue:(
OOPS.
You guys it was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen they did the Macarena and the dance is like 100 baby panda bears and Charity waved at me the whole time and I had to stop her so people could take photos of their kids who knew all the words but weren’t nearly as charismatic plus I blurred their faces because Charity was clearly the star of the show.
Even if all she did was wave.
I just...
Throw Back Thursday.
Here’s a picture of me when I was little.
Not much guys, watching Beauty and the Beast and ordering cosmetics on the internet with my cat that probably has the Paula Dean diaBeetus.
He’s looking at the fridge right now.
I can’t blame him, there’s cheesecake in there.
But I’m not eating it, because I want to be sexy for the internet.
And the guy who opens the door to my cab when I get out like in the movie Beaches starring Bette...
I bought this shirt to wear to every single tweet up from here on out. If you don’t understand the importance of this shirt you don’t understand anything and we probably shouldn’t be friends. (We can be friends, let’s kiss).
Walmart was totally out of Super Plus tampons so I just bought regular and yelled “I HAVE A HUGE VAGINA” at the check out stand so as not to confuse anyone.
Charity...
TAKE ME TO PLEASURE TOWN, OH WERE GOING THERE.
My kids got let out of school because of tornados and lightning and I really hope a house doesn’t land on any witches, but I most certainly foresee midgets in my future. (It’s just my kids at home all day driving me crazy).
When I was at the dentist today, they had Judge something on TV and this woman was suing for the emotional damage she suffered from having her vibrator shown at an...
THANK YOU.
Thank you guys for giving Charity so many hearts. She is pretty amazing, and we are not giving up on her. Ever.
Someone counteracted my “You’re gross” comment on Twitter by sending me a DM telling me I reminded them of Penny from Happy Endings. Year. MADE. She used to be chubby so IMA OWN THAT SHIIIIIT. Ruth. No.
I have a date tomorrow night. We’re going to get pizza at Mellow Mushroom and...